Man: Clara, bring the baby to the master suite and lock the doors.
Maid: Yes, sir. Right away.
Woman: You're letting a maid boss you around in your own mansion?
Man: That maid has more loyalty and human decency in her little finger than you have in your entire body.
Woman: Remember our prenuptial agreement! If you divorce me, you lose half the company shares!
Man: Prenups are voided when criminal child endangerment and attempted murder are proven in a court of law.
Woman: You wouldn't dare drag our family name through the public courts!
Man: Watch me. My legal team is already filing for sole custody and total asset freeze.
Maid: Sir, the private investigators just emailed the financial audit regarding the missing trust funds.
Woman: What audit? What are you talking about?
Man: The audit proving you embezzled ten million dollars from our daughter's college trust fund.
Woman: That's a complete fabrication! Show me the documents!
Man: You'll see every single bank statement when the federal marshals serve your arrest warrant.